reason #3

The boy likes to talk dirty — and I’m not going to complain, he’s good at it — but sometimes it gets out of hand.

Example #1: We’re walking through the grad residences and the boy says “you want me to bleep bleep bleep?” Just a little too loudly, judging from the look of the guy rounding the same corner of the apartment building we’re passing by.

Example #2: Last night he’s whispering in my ear while we’re watching Last Comic Standing, and all is going well — “and then I’m going to bleep bleep bleep” — when suddenly I hear “and then I’m going to eat a cookie.” Boy just wants to make sure I’m paying attention?

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